Me, forming a huge grin: OH MY GOD, MR. DELANO WHAT ARE THESE?
D-lo: They're nerd glasses.
Me, almost dying: OH MY GOD I KIND OF WANT THEM.
D-lo: You want them? You can take them. They've been there for years.
Me, dead: OH MY GOD REALLY?! OH MY GOD THANK YOU.
At this point, D-lo is probably marvelling at the strangeness of the only girl in his class.
But really. In all serious. These glasses are perfect. Complete with masking tape and everything!
Dress, made by me.
Sweater, Marshall's.
Tights, Target.
Pumps, Charlotte Russe.
Scarf, Chinatown NYC.
Belt, Forever 21.